lipstick-lesbian:

This awesome app called feature points gives you cash for just downloading apps and keeping them open for only one minute. Then you go back to feature points and then delete the app!

The app is not on the itunes or android store it is like a web page that you download to the home page so just use my link, it’s safe, if you don’t believe me just message me (:

First off I just want to say that this isn’t a scam or spam. This is me Krissy writing this because it probably does sound too good to be true lmao

You can get the follow items:
Instant amazon gift cards
Paypal cash
Apps that cost money in the app store
PlayStation gift cards
Xbox Gift cards
Itunes giftcards
Phones & tablets

If you use my code you get 50 extra points

My code is CBYSZQ
You can also use my link
http://featu.re/CBYSZQ

Using my code also helps me out, you gain 100% of your points but I get 50% without taking away from you! So if you sign up and use it let me know so I can personally thank you (:

So far I’ve made $400, just be patient and you will save up! this isn’t something that will take over your job but you will be able to save up for things you really want!

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camilascabello:

this is an actual commercial on mtv

posted 5 days ago with 2,695 notes via nkhamiltons + reblog
#wut #cc #5h

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

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strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

(Source: sliceofbri)

posted 5 days ago with 511,536 notes via messiahzayn + reblog

alaskha:

popmist:

rekhless:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

holy moly this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

AWWWWWWW

This is the cutest photo on tumblr, omg!

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Preference: I'm Just Waiting Till You're 18 (Part 2) [Request]

calumxhemmings:

image

request

masterlist

part one

SORRY BOTH OF THESE ARE SHORT BUT I’M TRYING TO GET THIS OUT RIGHT AS THE CLOCK STRIKES 12 AND IT’S LIKE THREE MINUTES AWAY. SOOOOOOOOO HAVE A GREAT LUKE’S BDAY DAY AND TRY NOT TO CRY TO MUCH THAT THE BABY (well he’s a grown man now but he’s still the…

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Preference: I'm Just Waiting Till You're 18 (Part 1) [Request]

calumxhemmings:

image

request

masterlist

THIS IS PART ONE AND I’M POSTING THIS 35 MINUTES BEFORE HE TURNS 18 HERE (california) SO THE SECOND PART WILL BE UP IN ABOUT 36 MINUTES OKAY OKAY I’M NOT OKAY BUT ENJOY THIS <33333

Luke:

November 20, 2013

"C’mon, y/n, give me a chance." he begs again.

"No, just…

posted 1 week ago with 110 notes via calumxhemmings + reblog
#lh #5sos
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